Verse 1:
G                      C
She’s gonna hand you a red-headed Gabriel,
G                        D
Coming from the bar in a plastic tie.
G                         C
He’s gonna swing from the Tree of Life.
G                               D
He’s gonna try to sell you on a great big lie.

Chorus:
C
But when you speak to her,
D
Her eyes light up.
G                      Em
The music spills right into your cup.
C                          D
The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice.
G
There are pies on a carousel.
Em
Have a slice.
C
But watch out.
D     pause                G (silence)
She ain’t no good for you.

Verse 2:
G                        C
He’s gonna spin like the tractor pull.
G                       D
She’ll sit back when he tells his tale.
G                       C
He’s gonna yell when he drinks his beer.
G                         D
She’ll sit back and drink ginger ale.

Chorus:
But when you speak to her,
Her eyes light up.
The music spills right into your cup.
It’s so abrupt and it’s so concise.
There are pies on a carousel.
Have a slice.
But watch out.
D            G        Em
She ain’t no good for you.
C
I say watch out.
D                              G
She ain’t no good for you.

Bridge- Electric Guitar solo (haven’t quite got that yet sorry)

C                     D
She’d like to put you in her zoo,
G                            Em
Right between the canaries and the cockatoos.
C
She’ll pull out your feathers
D
For her brand new hat,
G
And when she’s done that
Em
She’ll feed you to her cat.
C
So watch out.
D           G         Em
She ain’t no good for you.
C
Watch out.
D          G          Em
She ain’t no good for you.
C
Watch out.
D                          G-Cadd9-G-D-G
She ain’t no good for you.